In an effort to get a little more organized, I headed over to Target.com to pick up a couple things: One, a cap rack that will hang over the door of one of my two bedroom closets, and two, a shoe organizer that will hang over the other door of my two bedroom closets.

My diligent search for the cap rack paid off in no time, and after adding it to my cart I began my search for a shoe organizer. This is where Target started messing with my head. I was presented with two options…

Hmm.

OK, so let’s just ignore the fact that Target thinks it best that I buy one of each and their respective prices. I just need one, but I’m not just gonna buy the less expensive one based on cost alone.

So here is where I started an inner monologue, going back and forth between the two:

Lessee, it’s either the 20 Pocket Over-The-Door Shoe Organizer or the Over-The-Door Shoe Organizer With 20 Pockets. Eh. OK. Well, the first seems to emphasize it has 20 pockets, since it leads its item title with that fact. But I want one that isn’t going to let me down with its over-the-door hanging ability, a trait the second one puts front and center. The first one is a 20-pocket organizer. The second is an organizer with 20 pockets. Shit. Are the pockets of the second one inferior to the pockets of the first one? Is the first one less adept at hanging over the door? Craaaaaaap!

Ultimately, I just ended up buying the shoe organizer. The one with 20 pockets. That hangs over the door.