Back when I was at UGA, I remember one day where Chip and I were walking through the East-side Kroger when we happened upon the meat section. There, amongst the beef n’ chicken, were bags of the soulfullest of all soul foods: chitlins. And right next to ‘em was a stack of these:

I found this in a stack of old papers (I’m cleaning out the apt., preparing for an inevitable move) and still think it’s pretty funny. I can just hear that pig: “Eat me! But cook me well first! So you won’t get green-apple splatters!”

I wonder if I made this into a T-shirt the “Georgia Department of Human Resources” would come after me for copyright infringement.