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Friday Detritus

Starting your weekend off with some items of Awesome and Not-So-Much:

  • Awesome: Krista’s blog, Margaritas On Friday. If you know Krista, it’s exactly what you’d expect. I highly recommend reading the first post.
  • Not-So-Much: Dawgs collapse, finish great season one win short.
  • Awesome: I finally got a new phone: The Nokia 5310 (in Bulldog Black and Red, natch). No longer do I have to worry about my camera taking pictures of the insides of my pants! Huzzah!
  • Not-So-Much: Scratching your head all the way down to your brain.
  • Awesome: If the weather holds, looks like two rounds of golf this weekend. Double-huzzah!
  • Not-So-Much: The aftertaste that comes from drinking ginger ale after brushing your teeth.
  • Awesome: Bloons, and all of its offspring.
  • Awesome and/or Not-So-Much: I just realized that as of one month ago, I’m officially closer to retirement age than my birth.

Update: I just couldn’t let the weekend arrive without dropping one more bit of Awesome.

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Get yer Knowledge-Gettin’ On…

  • The reality is that housing is not an investment. It’s shelter. That is all housing has ever been. Self-serving organizations like the National Association of Realtors like to tell people that buying a home is a good way to build long-term wealth, but this statement couldn’t be further from the truth. (Rent Vs. Buy Myths That Ruined the Housing Market - via Kottke.org)

    As a renter, it’s nice to hear this considering we’re all continuously led to believe that home ownership is a primary determinant in whether you’re a first-class citizen or not. (Full disclosure - the money I’m saving by renting isn’t exactly going towards true investments, so I’m hardly perfect.)

  • Basically, the small plastic ball is called a widget. The purpose of the widget is to release CO2 from some of the beer in the can to create the head. It is meant to mimic the texture and head of Guinness on tap.

    I kinda thought everyone knew this. But the scientific explanation is pretty cool, if you’re into that kind of thing.

  • Dr. Congressman Ron Paul’s supporters took “grass roots politics” to its ultimate, ridiculous extreme. They brought fun to politics — even if they didn’t see the humor — and the nation’s “Mainstream Media” will always be thankful for the Paul fanatics.

    Dismiss the fanatics (of which every candidate has) at your leisure, but dismiss the message at your peril. Make sure to read the comments from “June Melton” (4:55, March 8th) and “punkpunkbaby” (6:44, March 9th).

  • Here’s one for all my buddies who use iTunes: Download Music from Your Friends’ iTunes Libraries Over the Internet with Mojo.
  • Now we’re getting into personal territory when it comes to the dollar’s falling value (here’s a hint, guys: STOP BORROWING FROM THE FED AND STOP PRINTING MORE MONEY): This better not screw up my next visit to Amsterdam, because I’m going back to Amsterdam. They have beautiful canals.

I leave you with The Long Johns and a perfect, hilarious explanation of the subprime mortgage crisis…

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  1. Courtney Love is lacking in a few things these days. Namely, rationale, coherence, and most scarily, paragraph breaks. (via The Superficial)
  2. Video: The Onion reports on The Great Internet Crash of 2007. (via Lifehacker)
  3. OK, Max Blumenthal, amateur documentary filmmaker, comes across as such a pretentious dick in this video (excellent juxtaposition of the cemetery in the beginning to the convention - very subtle. Next time, drop an anvil on my head. But don’t change the breathy, Monroe-esque narration, Max. It’s hot. ), but I have to refer to it because of Tom DeLay’s appearance with about 4 minutes left. If you don’t watch the video, this is what he said to a Young Republican Conference in Virginia:

    If you don’t believe abortion doesn’t affect you, I contend it affects you in immigration. If we had the 40 million children that were killed over the last 30 years, we wouldn’t need the illegal immigrants to fill the jobs that they are doing today. Think about it.

    That may be, quite honestly, the most inane, irrational, idiotic, stupid, asinine, DUMB thing I have ever heard in my entire life. I could suggest something similar by saying that if we had the soldiers that died in Iraq doing those jobs, we wouldn’t need so many illegal immmigrants. But I won’t suggest that, lest I get accused of being a traitor or worse, a liberal. (via Boing Boing )

  4. Artist challenged to draw 200 bad comics. Many of them actually end up pretty funny.
  5. Gimme Friction Baby. A very simple but fun Flash game. Try and figure out what you’re supposed to do on your own.

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  1. Youtube: The Greatest Movie Chase Scene Ever.
  2. Free long distance calling to any business in the U.S. using Google Maps. This is a pretty cool idea, especially if you make a bunch of LD calls. (via Dumb Little Man)
  3. Obits: Farewell to Jack Palance, Ed Bradley, the world’s greatest libertarian economist, and (pardon the cheese) the soundtrack of much of my childhood.

“The two ideas of human freedom and economic freedom working together came to their greatest fruition in the United States. Those ideas are still very much with us. We are all of us imbued with them. They are part of the very fabric of our being. But we have been straying from them. We have been forgetting the basic truth that the greatest threat to human freedom is the concentration of power, whether in the hands of government or anyone else. We have persuaded ourselves that it is safe to grant power, provided it is for good reasons. Fortunately, we are waking up. We are again recognizing the dangers of an overgoverned society, coming to understand that good objectives can be perverted by bad means, that reliance on the freedom of people to control their own lives in accordance with their own values is the surest way to achieve the full potential of a great society.” — Milton Friedman (1912-2006)

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Badass Photo of the week:

Moon over Atlanta
Originally uploaded by
mrkholcomb.


Episodes of Penn And Teller: BULLSHIT! are now available online here for free via Google video.
Penn And Teller
All hail.

Blog snippet of the week, courtesy of Peach Pundit:
Unbelievable. From an article in BlackAmericaWeb.com:

“Even during the days of slavery, the slave master always had his puppet,” Brooks said, accusing Johnson of willingly receiving support from GOP loyalists intent on unseating McKinney.

….

Brooks said he didn’t know of any black voters supporting Johnson.

This, despite the fact that Hank Johnson got at least 25% of the vote in nearly every precinct in Dekalb County. The worst Johnson did was 21.74% in the Tilson Elem. precinct, which is 96% African American. On the other hand, the Jolly Elem precinct, which is 83% African American, gave Mr. Johnson 56% of their vote.

And no blacks voted for Johnson, Rep. Brooks?

You are disgraceful.



Reason Why I Hate People, #19
:If there’s one group of people I hate more than any other, it’s the group that puports to speak for an entire subset of the population. The folks at NOW, the National Organization for Women, has a site called “Love Your Body” intended, I guess, to encourage women to develop a positive self-image and fight back against the “negative”, self-esteem-crushing idea of Woman as invented by Hollywood and advertisers:

Hollywood and the fashion, cosmetics and diet industries work hard to make each of us believe that our bodies are unacceptable and need constant improvement. Print ads and television commercials reduce us to body parts — lips, legs, breasts — airbrushed and touched up to meet impossible standards. TV shows tell women and teenage girls that cosmetic surgery is good for self-esteem. Is it any wonder that more than 80% of fourth-grade girls have been on some form of fad diet? Is it any wonder that 80% of U.S. women are dissatisfied with their appearance?

Aside from the rather specious uncited statistic at the end there, I guess I can’t really argue too much. Hollywood and advertisers probably do create an ideal image type for women unachievable by most of the fairer sex.

But who really knows where to draw the line? Apparently, NOW does.

From their “Offensive Ads” page…

Not even taking into account that these ads were manipulated (by adding the phrase “offensive to women”) and published on their page without any of the advertisers’ or represented companies’ permisssions, this kind of sheee-ot bugs the stew out of me.

First of all, it’s incredibly arrogant for them to suggest that these ads are “Offensive to Women”, as if they have a direct connection to the attitudes, ethics, beliefs, and standards of all women.

To All Women Out There: NOW is doing the thinking and speaking for you, even if you don’t agree with them. Take back your individuality. If you’re offended by these ads, fine. If you’re not, fine. Just don’t let them tell you what is and isn’t offensive.

Additionally, the “Love Your Body” folk use a very common mind-trick when presenting these ads.

When radical religious nutjobs were speaking out against the scientifically impossible “backmasking” (subliminally recorded backwards messages in rock songs that the subconscious supposedly would supposedly internalize and interpret - be it to smoke marijuana or worship Satan) back in the mid-to-late 80’s, I got ahold of a tape of one such preacher addressing his congregation on the dangers of such psuedo-technology. So did he play a backward segment of a track and then ask his flock what was being said? Of course not, he told them what they were going to hear, THEN played it. And of course, everyone heard exactly what the preacher told them they’d hear.

Another example: Don’t think of a cow. Ha! You thought of a cow.

So the NOW folks are telling you what these ads mean, ladies. But would all the women out there derive the same conclusions NOW did without their snarky little comments? Of course not. They’re speaking for you.

The worst is the Longchamp ad:

This is an ad for luggage, right? And the nearly naked, bronzed woman is there because…? When creativity fails, insert sex.

Um, there’s sex in there? Where exactly? Or do the people at NOW immediately equate nudity with sex? If so, how messed up is that? Makes you wonder how they’d react to something like this. Or this?

Oh yeah, and what about lesbians out there who think these ads are really hot? You speaking for them too, NOW?

Anyway, this kind of destructive groupthink festers across religious, ethnic, sexual, and cultural boundaries. And it is destructive. Think for yourself.

Oh, and NOW has declared October 18 “Love Your Body” Day. Delightful. Thanks for establishing that for us, NOW, but at La Casa de DAve, every day is “Love Your Body” day. And if any fine ladies wanna come by La Casa, I’d be happy to love yours, too.

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Badass Photo of the week:
Lightning Storm - Toronto

Originally uploaded by wvs.

Reason Why I Hate People, #45: Uppity, brain-dead housewives are offended by the depiction of a breast (serving its God-given biological function) on the cover of a magazine.

Attention, nice guys (tragically, this includes me): The problem is you.

Blog snippet of the week, courtesy of Dawg Nation über-blogger T. Kyle King:

By the way, while the N.C.A.A. has been busy wringing its hands over sideline mascots, historic flags, and other time-honored traditions, the following events have taken place in college football: Oklahoma dismissed two starters for accepting payments for work they did not do, Auburn suspended two linebackers over alcohol-related arrests, Tennessee dismissed a player charged with drunken driving after a campus police officer saw him driving on the sidewalk and another Vol was charged with aggravated assault, Miami suspended four players for violating team policies, Utah State dismissed a linebacker for repeated violations after he and four teammates were cited for marijuana possession, Air Force indefinitely suspended its placekicker for an undisclosed violation, a San Jose State football player was charged with robbery, a Southern California defensive back reportedly tested positive for steroids, Cal’s quarterback plead no contest to a misdemeanor arising from his involvement in a bar fight, and an Arkansas running back reportedly was also involved in a bar fight. Way to keep those priorities in order there, guys.

And finally, as if you needed another reason to love Maynard from TooL:

Have a good weekend.