Archive for the ‘Humor(?)’ Category

You Are The Dancing Steve

Friday, September 5th, 2008

The good Senator at Get The Picture said it was just waiting to be farked/Photoshopped, so I couldn’t resist…

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Excerpts From The 2009 IKEA Catalog

Monday, August 18th, 2008

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Friday Detritus

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Starting your weekend off with some items of Awesome and Not-So-Much:

  • Awesome: Krista’s blog, Margaritas On Friday. If you know Krista, it’s exactly what you’d expect. I highly recommend reading the first post.
  • Not-So-Much: Dawgs collapse, finish great season one win short.
  • Awesome: I finally got a new phone: The Nokia 5310 (in Bulldog Black and Red, natch). No longer do I have to worry about my camera taking pictures of the insides of my pants! Huzzah!
  • Not-So-Much: Scratching your head all the way down to your brain.
  • Awesome: If the weather holds, looks like two rounds of golf this weekend. Double-huzzah!
  • Not-So-Much: The aftertaste that comes from drinking ginger ale after brushing your teeth.
  • Awesome: Bloons, and all of its offspring.
  • Awesome and/or Not-So-Much: I just realized that as of one month ago, I’m officially closer to retirement age than my birth.

Update: I just couldn’t let the weekend arrive without dropping one more bit of Awesome.

Huh.

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

Um… yay?

Monstas

Friday, June 6th, 2008

DAve

Sav'h

JoM

(via my new Monstas Set on Flickr)

Bad, Bad Idea, Myspace

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Whoever decided that incorporating a karaoke feature into Myspace obviously didn’t count on me abusing it for all it’s worth. I know I can’t sing – does that stop me? No. I know I make a fool of myself – does that stop me? No. Besides, it’s ultimately about the feeling, and this rendition of Joe Cocker’s cover of “With A Little Help From My Friends” has got feeling out the yin-yang. So much, in fact, I might have blown out the microphone. Do not crank this one. In fact, don’t even listen to it. Just skip this post altogether.

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The Greatest Workplace Safety Training Video Of All Time And Don’t Even Try To Argue With Me That’s It’s Not Because You’re Wrong and That’s Final.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Without further ado, then, I present to you, dear readers, “Forklift Driver Klaus” (German with English subtitles – may not be appropriate for those who are easily squeamish)…

OK, yes, it’s not real. Whatever. “Gabelstapler” is a great word.

Dennis Eats It

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

I’m only reposting this to show that Flickr now allows for video!! Wooooo doggiee!




Dennis Eats It

Originally uploaded by DAveA

WAY Too Much Honesty From A Fortune Cookie

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Thanks a ton, Lucky Key.

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The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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Where have I seen this before?

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